June 2011
I have my 18th Birthday all planned out
cocaincadence:
I’m gonna go to a gas station and play some lotto and when they ask me for ID I’m going to give it to them. Then I’m gonna go home and make a Youtube account with my real birthdate and I’m gonna watch videos with adult content.
I’m so excited.
SEE WHAT PEOPLE INBOX YOU
leinylovessyou:
BLACK = I want a relationship
GREEN = I think you’re cute
PURPLE = I miss you
ORANGE = I really like you
RED = I love you
YELLOW = You are amazing
BLUE = You are beautiful
PINK = I want you but I’m taken
GREY = We need to talk more
RAINBOW = Let’s have sex.
Anonymous asked: Who are you? Who am I? What am I? What are you? Where are You? Where am I?
Look up...no down...behind you, please? ...No wait, I meant straight forward.
Did you see me? Woops...I'm looking through your window now.
Let me guess what you look like. Well, I can see you.
My best guess it a blonde girl with boy short hair. Is that hair...
Look up...no down...behind you, please? ...No wait, I meant straight forward.
Did you see me? Woops...I'm looking through your window now.
Let me guess what you look like. Well, I can see you.
My best guess it a blonde girl with boy short hair. Is that hair...
May 2011
I Want To Believe: Call Me Tomorrow, Okay? →
Still no messages on my phone.
I guess he wasn’t going to call me back after all. I can’t really blame him, maybe I came on a bit too fast yesterday. I had noticed him long before he noticed me. His shiny black hair and unnatural blue eyes. I wasn’t the only one watching him, that’s for sure….
I Want To Believe: Not far from a summer camp was... →
scared-shitless:
Not far from a summer camp was a mental institution. When one of the patients escaped, the counsellors didn’t want to worry the campers, but warned them very sternly not to go anywhere alone… So a girl woke up in the middle of the night and had to go to the bathroom. She’d heard all the warnings…
I Want To Believe: New Cell Phone →
thepastaofcreep:
A couple of months ago, my friend’s cousin (a single mother) had gotten a new cell phone. After a long day of work, she placed her phone down on the counter amd started watching TV when her son came to her and asked if he could play with her new phone. She told him not to…
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asteriskos:
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mugibrows:
>about to head to sleep
>hetalia kink meme opens
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kerwhydesu:
narrowfeet asked: YES! Slaves, could you and Tavros draw Nepeta using her shipping powers ...
Guys.
I’m Back from Taking a Poop.
What if i said "I have to Poop?"
cause i do.
acid-kiss asked: Oh my gosh I love you <3
Taking your bra off after a long day
i have completed portal 2, twice now.
i think i’m gonna do it again, later.
god. i love that game.
FUCKING TYRONE
FUCK TYRONE, YOU ARE RUINING THIS FOR THE WHOLE CLASS.
SHIT TYRONE. GET IT TOGETHER.
REALLY TYRONE? FUCK.
TYRONE, YOU ARE THE REASON THIS TEAM IS LOOSING!
TYRONE, MILK DOESN’T GROW ON FUCKING TREES. YOU ARE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART.
THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY.
When Suddenly,
It seems someone ufollowed me. D:
